Hair Coloring a Horror Story

So we all like to color our hair its fun and usually looks great. Unless you feel the need to look like a hoe. Girls please the two tone black and blond look is trashy! your head looks like a giant skunk! Blonde's please don't color your hair really dark browns or black it looks nasty. Dark haired girls don't color your hair bleach blond again it's trashy. Find a nice middle ground color something suited for your skin tone. If your not sure what color would look good on you there are plenty of temporary colors so you can try a few out. But please don't color your hair to look like rainbow sherbert that looks tacky!!!!! But when in doubt ask a professional!! Hair coloring is supposed to accent your beauty not be the center of visual attention.

The Average Uneducated Family

I was at the store last week and a family of 4 walked in about the same time I did. All 4 the mom the dad the son and the daughter were a little more than chubby they were flat out very over weight. Now most people go through Isle by Isle starting with the fresh produce and then through the other isles because that's how the store is set up. Well our dear family straight skipped the produce isle. So I didn't see them for a while. When I ran into our average family again I glanced in their cart and had to stop my self from asking the mom and dad wtf was wrong with them. Their cart consisted completely of TV meals , cookies, ice cream, chips ,sodas and other junk. There was not one fruit or vegetable or fresh UN processed item to speak of in the whole cart! Now I know they have to know this crap is bad! They are robbing their children of a normal childhood. Lets face it folks fat kids don't typically play very active sports or take part in a lot of social normal childhood activities, unless its sitting in front of the TV or computer. So why would the mom and dad do this in my opinion flat out its lazy and bad parenting. Mom and dad just can't say no and this is the result and sadly folks this is the average family today. So why are parents getting so lazy? If you don't want to do the work required don't have children its that simple! But don't be a lazy parent who cant say no. it only hurts the child. Parents please say no to feeding your kids crap so what if they gripe and complain? they are kids it's what kids do. But in the long run they will thank you for not feeding them crap. Make eating healthy fun! prepare new things to try and make it look cool and be creative! But don't feed them over processed crap just cause its whats easy. Because is that really whats best? You decide.

Fast Food = Fat Ass

How many times have you been in line at a fast food restaurant and some one is bitching that they really should eat healthier then they order the most unhealthy thing on the menu and a diet soda. I'm sorry these people need to be hit. You just ordered a 1200 calorie meal the diet soda is redundant at this point! Cause getting the 1200 calorie meal is gonna be healthier and not make your ass fatter because you ordered a diet soda. The average diet is 2000 calories a day it may not seem like a lot but unless you lead a super active lifestyle it's more than enough. Most people have become to lazy to cook today more and more don't even know how if it doesn't come out of a box or a bag. It's really sad. America is the most obese country due to the fact we love to stuff our faces with shit! Most of the food the average American eats is full of chemicals, preservatives, hormones, antibiotics and other shit that isn't naturally in that product. Educate yourselves people read what's in your food before you eat it! Or better yet instead of dragging your fat ass to a fast food joint for a burger why don't you home cook a meal with fresh vegetables and whole grains in it? Don't know how try a cooking site or my other blog even step by step directions for home cooked food even the densest person can follow. Ignorance is the root of many problems so educate yourself and stop eating shit!

Guns Don't Kill People Just Cute Furry Animals

One of my largest pet peeves is hunting. Its a knuckle dragging "sport" practiced by men so insecure with them selves they feel the need to buy a over priced boom stick and blow the face off of Bambi and any other cute animal that crosses their sights. My favorite claim as to why we "need" to hunt is to control the population. First off what do you expect we effectively killed off the wolf and mountain lion populations claiming they were "dangerous". What do wolves an mountain lions do? they eat deer! Also due to people not being able to keep it in their pants our population is sky rocketing which means we are cutting down the  habitat the deer and other animals live in and putting up subdivisions. Leaving the animals no where to go. So in the reality of things the population has not in fact gone up were just trying to shove a population problem we created  into a smaller living space. And last time I checked we no longer have to hunt to survive so feed that crap to someone else. Most of us live with in a short drive of some sort of food store. So please don't encourage the ass backwards thinking knuckle dragging cave men that have the bright idea to shoot cute furry animals as a service to society.

Make up's and Make don'ts

Every girl/ woman loves to feel beautiful so most of us average chicks wear makeup. Well folks while I was at the MVA the other day i thought i was going to go into a skank induced coma and never return the same thing happened at the grocery store! So let me clarify some things for all the make up wearing ladies out there with the following helpful tips.
1) It's great if you want to wear intense or bright eyeshadow it looks hott and its literally eye catching but for the love of God if your gonna wear it don't wear bright ass lipstick and blush with it you look like a hooker or one of those creepy garden gnomes. the more appropriate compliment would be a light peach colored blush with a nude lipstick and some clear gloss. it works the same way if you want to wear really bright lipstick then wear a more mute eye color  and a light colored blush.
2) Who ever told you waxing your eyebrows almost completely off and then penciling them in super thin was sexy is an idiot it looks trashy well shaped medium eyebrows are in and best of all you don't have to draw them on!
3) Foundation is great but don't cake it on it looks gross and makes you look older. Also don't go with any shade darker than your natural color because you want to look tanned in the winter it looks tacky and your head is a completely different shade than the rest of your body that's creepy and men know it. If you want to wear foundation get a light cover liquid foundation and apply it with a proper foundation brush.
4) When in doubt when I'm not sure what to do for a look I myself refer to Jeffree  Star his makeup is always edgy and hot but never tacky yes I know hes a man but the sad thing is he wears make up better than most women so ladies take a note
Now that you have read this you no longer have an excuse for going out looking like a tacky garden gnome.

Leggings!

So black leggings are the new fad right now. I get it its cute and all the tween stars wear them right now but there are some common sense rules when wearing leggings one should follow. Rule #1 if your over the age of 28 stop right there leggings are past your range of this makes me look hott clothes!!! Rule # 2 if you are "super curvy" coughreallyfatcough" leggings make you look like your bigger and most of the time stretch thin enough we can see through them so please leggings are not for you.  Rule #3 if your a mom please don't wear leggings to match your daughter they look cute on her but make you look creepy and desperate. and last but not least Rule #4 do not under any circumstances wear leggings as pants they are meant to be worn with long tshirts, tunics and short dresses not as pants with a tshirt it looks trashy and we all know they are leggings not super skinny jeans.