Make up's and Make don'ts

Every girl/ woman loves to feel beautiful so most of us average chicks wear makeup. Well folks while I was at the MVA the other day i thought i was going to go into a skank induced coma and never return the same thing happened at the grocery store! So let me clarify some things for all the make up wearing ladies out there with the following helpful tips.
1) It's great if you want to wear intense or bright eyeshadow it looks hott and its literally eye catching but for the love of God if your gonna wear it don't wear bright ass lipstick and blush with it you look like a hooker or one of those creepy garden gnomes. the more appropriate compliment would be a light peach colored blush with a nude lipstick and some clear gloss. it works the same way if you want to wear really bright lipstick then wear a more mute eye color  and a light colored blush.
2) Who ever told you waxing your eyebrows almost completely off and then penciling them in super thin was sexy is an idiot it looks trashy well shaped medium eyebrows are in and best of all you don't have to draw them on!
3) Foundation is great but don't cake it on it looks gross and makes you look older. Also don't go with any shade darker than your natural color because you want to look tanned in the winter it looks tacky and your head is a completely different shade than the rest of your body that's creepy and men know it. If you want to wear foundation get a light cover liquid foundation and apply it with a proper foundation brush.
4) When in doubt when I'm not sure what to do for a look I myself refer to Jeffree  Star his makeup is always edgy and hot but never tacky yes I know hes a man but the sad thing is he wears make up better than most women so ladies take a note
Now that you have read this you no longer have an excuse for going out looking like a tacky garden gnome.